Today On TBTL: One of these is going in my face

KFC rolled out the Double Down this week, a totally shameless, barely-edible P.R. stunt of a Food Shame, designed for one purpose only, to get people like me to eat it and report back to you all how cah-ray-zee it is.

So naturally, today I’ll be calling my buddy Dan Pashman, of The Sporkful in NYC, so we can stage the first ever, simultaneous cross-country Double Down-Eating (and tell you all how cah-ray-zee it is).

Plus, it’s Wednesday, so that means TBTL is Call-Makers.

And, The Lusty Lady in Seattle has announced it will shut it’s doors in June. Should we feel as nostalgic as we do for a place where ladies get paid to shake their naked parts for dudes?

See you at noon!

— Luke Burbank