SEATTLE NEWS ARCHIVES & FEATURES

Your new source for fake news is real: The Ononeon

Feb 27, 2013, 1:02 PM | Updated: 3:51 pm

Producer Nick’s favorite line from The Ononeon read, “Actor Steven Seagal Sued for Driv...

Producer Nick's favorite line from The Ononeon read, "Actor Steven Seagal Sued for Driving Tank into Arizona Home, Killing Puppy." (AP Photo/File)

(AP Photo/File)

The Onion news is not real. It’s real in the sense that you can read its stories, but its content comes from the imagination of their sometimes witty, often dark writers.

That includes the cruel tweet that caused an uproar on Oscar night: The satirical news organization on Sunday referred to 9-year-old nominee Quvenzhane Wallis with an expletive intended to denigrate women. The Onion was lambasted overnight and they asked for forgiveness Monday.

They even took the tweet down, something typically unheard of for the paper.

So if you, like many others, find yourself boycotting the entertainment source, KIRO Radio’s Andrew Walsh has found the alternative.

It’s TheOn1on.com.

When you look at the site, “It’s spread out like The Onion,” says Andrew. “The sad part though, is they’re actually headlines in the news right now.”

One headline read, “Environmental activist illegally cuts down 60 tress to create a better flight path for birds.”

“That reminds me of The Onion,” says Andrew.

His favorite though, “The Amish have started using power tools.”

Of course the site wouldn’t be complete without a link to the story that brought you to the Ononeon in the first place: “The Onion issues apology for tasteless Twitter remark.”

Listen to Andrew and Producer Nick read their favorite headlines from The Ononeon

Please follow our Community Guidelines

Seattle News Archives & Features

Associated Press

Faced with influx, prosecutor in Washington says he lacks resources to defend immigration cases

TACOMA, Wash. (AP) — Faced with an influx of petitions by people alleging they’re being unlawfully detained by federal immigration authorities, the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Western District of Washington said Monday that it no longer has the manpower to defend every case and will let judges rule without government opposition. Acting U.S. Attorney […]

1 day ago

Fire crews respond to a helicopter hard landing after the aircraft's engine reportedly lost power n...

Tom Brock

Two aircraft emergencies in Pierce County Saturday

Two aircraft emergencies in Pierce County Saturday resulted in injuries to one pilot. 

3 days ago

This NOAA satellite image shows the magnitude of the storm moving inland from the Pacific Ocean. (P...

Ted Buehner, KIRO Newsradio Meteorologist

What to expect as Western Washington’s first big fall storm arrives Saturday night

The fall season’s first strong weather system will sweep through Western Washington tonight, bringing strong winds and rain.

4 days ago

Associated Press

3 dead, including suspect, and 2 deputies critically injured in eastern Washington state

SPOKANE COUNTY, Wash. (AP) — A shooting and subsequent firefight with responding officers left three people dead, including the suspect, and two deputies critically wounded in eastern Washington state Tuesday. Deputies responded to a home in Spokane County, which borders Idaho, around 2:30 p.m. after a woman told her neighbor that she had been shot […]

7 days ago

Sedro-Woolley medications missing...

KIRO 7 News Staff

Student medications found missing or diluted at Sedro-Woolley schools

Students’ medications are missing or diluted at multiple schools across the Sedro-Woolley School District, according to a district statement.

21 days ago

In this photo taken with a smartphone, Mike Herrington, the FBI special agent in charge, speaks to ...

Associated Press

Washington resident charged with conspiracy in Canada shool shooting is ordered detained

SEATTLE (AP) — A Washington state resident charged with conspiracy in one of the worst school shootings in Canada’s history has been ordered detained pending further hearings in the case. Melody Bryant, also known as James Cody Bryant, of Bellingham, Washington, was charged this month with conspiring to murder people in a foreign country. Investigators […]

29 days ago

Your new source for fake news is real: The Ononeon