Ross: Voters weren’t just voting for change, they were voting for a hormone
Nov 25, 2024, 7:30 AM | Updated: 8:05 am
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The internet continues to analyze the election, but look at this – a CBS News poll shows close to 60% of Americans, including some Democrats, approve of how Trump is handling the transition.
And the more I read the post-election analysis, the more I’m convinced voters weren’t just voting for a change – they were voting for a hormone.
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I actually wrote a song about it a few years back when I was in my country phase:
Guys picking fights in a Honky Tonk bar
Flashing loaded guns from a souped up car
Bully hits your kid, but you never see him cry — I think we all know why
It’s testosterone — simple little hormone, very good for muscle tone
Everybody hates all the trouble it creates
But its handy on a date
Man with a chainsaw revving up his toy
Father watching football rooting for his boy
Puts hair on your chest and a tiger in your pants — but it has no place in France
It’s testosterone — simple little hormone, gets you to the end zone
Once upon a time your body made it from scratch — but now we use a patch
The French have wine, and the Germans have beer,
Italians have spaghetti and a lot of gondoliers
But they ain’t the ones who are calling all the shots — and I bet you know why not
Because while they were all watching soccer, we were taking over the world’s supply of …
Testosterone — we are a steroid nation, its in our legislation
We put it in our sons, and its even in our daughters
In fact, I think we even put it in the water!”
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Just kidding, of course, but if it is in the water, I’m pretty sure RFK, Jr. will take care of that.
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