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Nature’s term limits

Dec 19, 2011, 8:33 AM | Updated: 8:48 am

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When North Koreans heard the news that their leader Kim Jong Il had died — it prompted a massive cry-in in the capital – people genuinely distraught. Grown men, inconsolable.

Today of course the world’s leaders are pondering whether his death might destabilize the area. But the world’s leaders also must be pondering something else.

HOW did he pull it off?

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How’d he get people to CRY for him?

>>See a photo gallery of North Korean people mourning

Here’s a guy who imported Cognac and lobsters for himself while his people scraped by on a few ounces of rice. Never mind recession — he’s presided over a permanent depression — and yet his people LOVE him! Obama can’t get unemployment below 8 percent and his approval rating tanks.

Perhaps it’s the legend. Our leaders like to talk about a childhood spent working in the drug store for 50 cents an hour. But Kim Jong-Il was born in a cabin in the mountains, his birth foretold by a swallow and confirmed NOT just by a new star in the heavens — but a double rainbow, and a talking iceberg. North Korean text books taught that he produced no body waste.

North Korean media once claimed he shot five holes-in-one and finished 38 under par. The one guy who actually had fun playing golf.

Whatever the reason …

Kim Jong Il has given hope to the few dictators who remain that is it still possible to avoid the messiness of Democracy, and to die of natural causes, loved by all, and surrounded by lobster and cognac.

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