Homebrew haiku: Sports car in space
Feb 8, 2018, 7:07 AM
Some stories are just too metaphysical to lend themselves for the usual commentary format.
So let’s bring in the magic wind chimes for a little homebrew haiku. We’ll use the traditional 5-7-5 format.
I call this series: “Sports car in space.”
Red car in orbit
Expensive speeding ticket
If you can catch him.
Self-parking boosters!
Like a movie in reverse
Top that, Kim Jong Un!
Three, two, one, liftoff!
Elon Musk triumphs Bigly-
Didn’t need parade!
New official rule:
Tinker bell’s life is at stake
Clap or it’s treason!
Dave Ross on KIRO Newsradio 97.3 FM
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