KIRO NEWSRADIO OPINION

Ross: Enough of the broken muffler noise from motorcycles

Sep 23, 2024, 7:08 AM

motorcycles noise...

(Photo courtesy of KIRO 7)

(Photo courtesy of KIRO 7)

A group of us were having a little birthday celebration along the beach in Edmonds – a beautiful evening with a nice dinner – and as we walked along the fishing pier, the MV Puyallup ferry was loading up and as we watched, a line of motorcycles rode on and, of course, some of them wanted everyone to know their mufflers are broken.

From several hundred feet away, we can hear the growling echoing through the car deck.

More KIRO Newsradio Opinions: Transporting nuclear waste from Hanford is a disaster waiting to happen

It’s everywhere during the summer. Go into a tunnel or under a lid; there’s a good chance you’ll hear a rider who wants everyone to know the law doesn’t apply to him.

The problem is that it can really startle drivers who are already white-knuckling it because of the street racing, the road rage, the carjackings, the random gunshots and the confusing lane markings this area provides.

I know riders feel the need to bathe in their exhaust from time to time, especially in tunnels, to “drop a gear and let it sing,” as one rider put it on Reddit.

And I enjoy singing. I pay a fortune to hear trained tenors try to crack my reading glasses, but I do it inside a soundproof opera house. Whereas outside on Mercer Street, the evening motorcycle rally can completely drown out the brave busker at the exit trying to earn a few bucks from his saxophone.

And, full disclosure, I do know a little about generating noise. I have an electric wood chipper that can scare off crows and terrify small pets. But I don’t fire it up unless somebody goes first with their leafblower. And I certainly don’t go riding it up and down the street to show off.

More from Dave Ross: The rollout of the Climate Commitment Act was flawed, now it can be voted out

The RCW seems pretty clear to me: “No person shall modify the exhaust system of a motorcycle in a manner which will amplify or increase the noise emitted by the engine of such vehicle.”

So if you need to wallow in the noise, rent Climate Pledge Arena and do it indoors the way nature intended. Instead of forcing your noise on people who just want to get home without feeling like they’re being buzzed by the Blue Angels.

Listen to Seattle’s Morning News with Dave Ross and Colleen O’Brien weekday mornings from 5-9 a.m. on KIRO Newsradio, 97.3 FM. Subscribe to the podcast here.

Dave's Commentary

Dave Ross on KIRO Newsradio 97.3 FM
  • listen to dave rossTune in to KIRO Newsradio weekdays at 5am for Dave Ross on Seattle's Morning News.

KIRO Newsradio Opinion

e-bike er visit child...

Jake Skorheim and Spike O'Neill Show

‘All of the e-bike answers are bad ones’: KIRO hosts question the premise of e-bikes as child ER visits surge nationwide

KIRO hosts debate e-bikes' safety as child ER visits increase, highlighting concerns over regulation and social pressures on young riders.

1 day ago

carbon program wa cost...

Gee Scott and Ursula Reutin Show

‘Get rid of the damn thing’: Gee blasts WA’s carbon program for costing too much, delivering too little

Washington's carbon program faces backlash for high costs and low impact as it moves toward merging with California and Quebec.

1 day ago

seattle police response times...

Gee Scott and Ursula Reutin Show

‘We’re chasing our tail’: KIRO hosts warn Seattle’s 911 response times reveal a problem no new chief can fix alone

Seattle's police response times raise concerns with KIRO hosts as they warn no chief can solve this issue alone.

2 days ago

lindsay clancy government visits...

Jake Skorheim and Spike O'Neill Show

‘Do we really trust these people?’: KIRO hosts wary after Massachusetts governor announces home visits for newborns

Gov. Healey's viral soundbite made the voluntary program sound mandatory and Jake Skorheim said history suggests that's exactly where it could end up.

2 days ago

seattle CARE bears...

Jake Skorheim and Spike O'Neill Show

‘What if they actually dressed up as Care Bears?’: Jake floats a novel strategy for Seattle’s $72M CARE team

Explore Jake Skorheim's concept of Care Bears in Seattle's $72M CARE team for innovative crime solutions amid budget increases.

2 days ago

downtown seattle woman bit...

Gee Scott

Gee: Wait, what?! Woman has part of her face bitten off in downtown Seattle

A woman was walking downtown Seattle in the middle of the afternoon when police said a complete stranger bit a chunk out of her forehead.

3 days ago

Ross: Enough of the broken muffler noise from motorcycles