SEATTLE NEWS ARCHIVES & FEATURES

I take it back: The Winter Olympics can be impressive

Feb 12, 2018, 12:05 PM | Updated: 12:06 pm

winter olympics...

A visitor walks along the beach near the Olympic Rings in Gangneung, South Korea, Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2018. Gangneung is the site of the coastal cluster which will host ice hockey, figure skating, speedskating, short track and curling for the 2018 Olympics. The 2018 Pyeongchang Games will be held from Feb. 9 to 25. (AP Photo/Lee Jin-man)

(AP Photo/Lee Jin-man)

A week ago or so, I said that I was having a hard time getting into the Winter Olympics this year. I just didn’t know any athletes beyond Lindsey Vonn and Shaun White.

RELATED: What we hate to admit about Tom Brady

But one of the advantages of having a horrible flu is you have plenty of time to veg out in front of the TV. I went down the rabbit hole on a few things.

Winter Olympics: Curling

First, I really want to try curling. I watched this for an hour or so on the Canadian television feed. In case you’re unaware, curling involves teams of either two or four people sliding a big round stone on ice while a teammate sweeps a broom vigorously in front of the sliding puck. There’s a lot of yelling and special shoes.

I know they are the best in the world, but it seems like I could pick this up in couple of hours and have a basic understanding of the
strategy and technique. Honestly, it looks more like an excuse for Canuks to drink beer and get of the house in the winter than an actual Olympic event. I don’t think you should be able to watch the world championships of any sport and say, “I bet I could do that.”

Figure skating

Which brings me to figure skating. Evidently, this must be ratings gold for television. There is a lot of figure skating on. But I’m surely
not watching someone do a triple Salchow and thinking that I could pull it off.

In my cold-med induced haze, I have been kind of obsessed with the skaters that can pull of the quad flip in skates. That’s four complete spins in the air in under a second while landing backwards on one blade.

I did a little research and according to an article in WIRED magazine, a skater is spinning at least 340 revolutions-per-minute to pull off the quad. At the maximum spin rate, it’s over 400 rpm. Figure skating phenom Nathen Chen tops out at almost 440 rpm. They then land on one blade with the equivalent of 6-8x their body weight of force — on one blade and backwards.

It’s breathtaking to watch the sheer athleticism of this move. Scientists are arguing over whether it’s physically possible for
someone to do five spins.

So I guess I’m warming up to Winter Olympics after all. Just don’t get me started on the physics of snow cross.

You can hear “What are we talking about here?” everyday at 4:45 p.m. on 97.3 FM.

More from Ron Upshaw

Please follow our Community Guidelines

...

No Author

Share a Holiday Meal with Safeway and Nourishing Neighbors!

Help put a holiday meal on a neighbor’s table this season through Safeway’s Nourishing Neighbors program. Working with local organizations, the program helps children, seniors, and families access nourishing food, connects neighbors to benefits like SNAP and WIC, and supports long-term solutions to hunger. Make a difference and help bring joy to a neighbor in […]

8 minutes ago

(AP Illustration / Peter Hamlin)Credit: ASSOCIATED PRESS...

Associated Press

What to consider if a company that made AI-related job cuts wants you back

NEW YORK (AP) — Companies around the world are increasingly citing artificial intelligence when slashing jobs, fueling anxiety that a lot more workers may lose their livelihoods to machines. Microsoft, Barclays Bank and supermarket chain Kroger are among the latest entries on a growing list of companies that have announced AI-related workforce reductions this year, […]

8 minutes ago

This photo provided by Brunk Auctions shows the original, hand-drawn survey of the Mason-Dixon Line...

Associated Press

‘Dixie’ map that divided the US into North and South fetches nearly $1 million at auction

ASHEVILLE, N.C. (AP) — The hand-drawn map showing the Mason-Dixon Line that eventually divided free from slave states in the U.S. sold Thursday for $950,000. Forty-five bidders battled just under three minutes for ownership of what is perhaps the most consequential map in American history. Bidding started at $400,000 for the survey of states divided […]

24 minutes ago

Election Ballot voting...

Jake Skorheim and Spike O'Neill Show

‘I don’t trust these people’: Jake and Spike clash over DOJ’s claim that 405 noncitizens voted in Washington

The Department of Justice says it found 405 noncitizens who are registered to vote in Washington and have voted in the state. KIRO host Jake Skorheim said that's enough to justify a closer look at who's on the rolls, and state leaders haven't earned the benefit of the doubt.

25 minutes ago

FILE - A 12-foot Home Depot skeleton stands in the front yard of a Cincinnati home on Sept. 24, 202...

Associated Press

Make no bones about it, the giant skeleton has become an American Halloween fixture

It reared its bony head in 2020, during that first, chaotic pandemic year that was rife with grief and fear but also toilet paper hoarding and questionable lockdown-inspired purchases. Behold Skelly, the 12-foot, 90-pound skeleton, on sale for $299 from Home Depot, just in time for Halloween — at least, if you can get your […]

46 minutes ago

Rainier Valley bus shooting...

MyNorthwest Staff

Two men shot in Rainier Valley after altercation that began on Metro bus

Two men were taken to the hospital after a shooting in Seattle's Rainier Valley neighborhood Wednesday night. Seattle police say they responded to Rainier Avenue South and South Holden Street around 10 p.m.

2 hours ago

I take it back: The Winter Olympics can be impressive