DAVE ROSS

Ross: How to fix an audience that won’t put away its phones

Oct 18, 2019, 8:20 AM | Updated: Oct 23, 2019, 8:14 am

Phones...

Maybe it's time to accept that no one will put their phone away. unsplash-logoHanny Naibaho

It’s happened again – another fed-up actor snatches a cell phone.

Ross: Is nuclear power the future of green energy?

On October 1 at an off-Broadway performance of The Wrong Man starring Joshua Henry, Mr. Henry – while singing — righteously plucked the phone from the offender and sent it skating upstage as if he’d rehearsed it a hundred times.

Twitter of course lit up with outrage at the sacrilege, but let’s at least consider the circumstances.

This was one of those shows with select audience members seated on-stage, which is where this guy was. And when you score the on-stage seats, how can you not record that? There’s at least a thousand people who need to see that you scored on-stage seats!

Remember – it’s not just actors who have audiences now; all of us have audiences, and we are constantly in need of new material.

When you see your chihuahua attacking the springy door stop, do you not record that? It would be irresponsible!

Can we act now to stop the rise of the killer robots?

I realize it can be annoying in a theater, but you could monetize this. The phones are silent; they don’t need flash. Set up a photo section for people unable to control their need to document their lives, and charge a little extra. People Tweet it, and it’s free publicity for the show.

Although, I must say, I love the idea of actors just arbitrarily snatching personal possessions from people in the audience, so I think they should keep that part in.

Dave's Commentary

Dave Ross on KIRO Newsradio 97.3 FM
  • listen to dave rossTune in to KIRO Newsradio weekdays at 5am for Dave Ross on Seattle's Morning News.

Dave Ross

Image: From left, Chris Sullivan, Dave Ross and Colleen O'Brien stand together in the KIRO Newsradi...

MyNorthwest Staff

Dave and Colleen’s final ‘SMN:’ KIRO colleagues, politicians say their goodbyes

"Seattle's Morning News" on KIRO Newsradio will soon have a new sound. On Thursday, Dave Ross and Colleen O'Brien will host their last show together after a decade of co-hosting.

2 years ago

Classical literature on bookshelves. (Photo by Richard Baker / In Pictures via Getty Images)...

Dave Ross

Dave Ross as you’ve never heard him before: ‘I like fat books and I can’t deny’

"This song, inspired by one of my first interviews when I started my talk show, which was Sir Mix-A-Lot," Dave Ross said.

2 years ago

national debt...

Dave Ross

‘Don’t cut a cent:’ Dave Ross on why the national debt never gets under control

The national debt now exceeds $36 trillion, and every president says it has to be under control. And yet, it never is.

2 years ago

voters hormone...

Dave Ross

Ross: Voters weren’t just voting for change, they were voting for a hormone

The more I read the post-election analysis, the more I’m convinced voters weren’t just voting for a change – they were voting for a hormone.

2 years ago

ross o'brien - Seattle's Morning News...

Frank Sumrall

Dave Ross, Colleen O’Brien departing after co-hosting ‘Seattle’s Morning News’ for a decade

Dave Ross and Colleen O'Brien, the co-hosts of "Seattle's Morning News" on KIRO Newsradio are both leaving the show.

2 years ago

election day...

Dave Ross

Dave Ross: Election Day and Decision Day are two separate things

Tomorrow is Election Day – that’s what the calendar says. But there are two problems with the term "Election Day."

2 years ago

Ross: How to fix an audience that won’t put away its phones