I think I believe Herman Cain
Dec 2, 2011, 9:08 AM | Updated: 9:14 am
Listen to Dave Ross Commentary: I think I believe Herman Cain
Herman Cain sat down with the New Hampshire Union leader — to explain that his relationship with Ginger White, the woman who says she had a 13 year affair with him, mainly involved career advice.
But she apparently didn’t follow his advice, because eventually her career tanked, and she needed money.
“She didn’t have a job. She had told me she was not able to get financial help from family and friends, and that quite friendly I was the only person that was a friend at that time, and I underscore friend, that was in a position to help her. I am a soft-hearted person when it comes to that stuff,” says Cain.
No threats, no blackmail. She needed rent money — he gave it to her.
“It was all financial assistance to try and help her with her bills.”
But here’s the BIG revelation — she’s not the only one he has helped:
“I have helped members of my church. I have helped members of my family and I know a lot of other people who have done the same thing.”
And now you see: That’s the big secret that the 1% have been hiding: They have been secretly helping the unemployed DIRECTLY. Not even claiming a tax deduction for it!
This is why the don’t want government redistributing income: because they’re ALREADY DOING IT!
And so it all fits. The puzzle is solved. If Herman Cain is guilty of anything — it’s crossing state lines to impersonate Santa Claus!
Although I will say, when you do something like this, you SHOULD probably tell Mrs. Claus first:
“My wife now knows,” says Cain.
That’s good.
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