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Is God siding with Russell Wilson in Super Bowl? (Parody)

Jan 26, 2015, 4:31 PM | Updated: 5:06 pm

God says it’s a game-time decision whether he’ll pull for Russell Wilson in the Super B...

God says it's a game-time decision whether he'll pull for Russell Wilson in the Super Bowl. (AP)

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Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson is always crediting God for his success, so does that mean God is backing #3 in the Super Bowl?

If you believe animator Kurtis Scott, it’s going to be a game time decision.

Related: First Patriots-Seahawks game turning point for Russell Wilson

Scott created a pretty funny (and marginally blasphemous) parody of a Super Bowl press conference with God that’s making the rounds of social media this week thanks to Redditor Kevalopolis.

“Which quarterbacks’s arm will you bless with greater accuracy?” Asks one imaginary interviewer.

“It’s going to be a game time decision,” God responds. “I like them both very much. Russell calls me all the time, has nothing but good things to say about me, he’s a great guy. But Brady’s Brady. I’m a fan obviously. But people say I’ve given him too much already, the looks, the wife, the money, Tuck rule. We’ll see.”

God also apologizes to a distraught Green Bay fan who asks how he could have turned the NFC Championship game around and given it to the Seahawks instead.

“I was on your side until that guy intercepted the ball and went down instead of running it back. It [expletive deleted] me off so I smited them, smited? smote?”

So where will God be watching?

“Well I’m everywhere, as you know. I’ll be in and out. I have to breathe life into some things, safely land a plane, there’s this kid I have to save from drowning… but I definitely don’t want to miss the commercials.”

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