Pyramid Scheme… Catrolled!

I’m no sharpshooter, but there’s something on the sTens page that this blogger cannot abide. I love the Andrew Walsh Pyramid of Success as much as the next sTen. But it’s not a legitimate meme until there are dozens of tiny, destabilizing catrollers (DOZENS!) underneath the pyramid. And speaking of Andrew he’s no longer in the “Portly White Fellas” circle of trust. The Subway pastrami sandwich is “not bad?” And we thought the Cuyahoga Clam had good taste. Unlike, Unfriend, Unfollow.

It was disappointing when the TBTL XTRA XTRA never happened. I was pysched for “Lucky’s Ironing Corner” and “Andrew’s Hot Dog Vlog” segments. It was going to be the ultimate in inside to the power of inside. Work on it, gentlemen. Maybe the Garmin Lady hosts. She has great pipes and strong leadership skills.

Genevieve says Andrew wears a uniform. Luke actually aspires somewhat to the uniform look. I’m all in on this. Find clothes that work and stick to them. A few months ago I bought a t-shirt at Target that Emily said “made my hoots look good.” We have torn Austin retail outlets and the internet apart looking for more of these hoot-enhancers (hoot reducers?) with limited success.

My “government” is Mike Frizzell. Friend me on Facebook where Emily says you’ll only encourage me. Follow me @drewmcfrizz on Twitter. Check out Takedown Podcast’s Facebook page where you can find a story about a man, a mummy, and a sick, sick dream.