Two Cornell Students Butchered a Bear in the Dorm Kitchen?!
Two Cornell students wanted to make pastrami. From a bear. That they'd hunted themselves. So they hauled it back to a communal dorm kitchen and started butchering it next to the microwave. The hunt was legal. The processing wasn't against the rules. It is now.
Charlie Harger stretches the local-issues rule to include this one because Dave Ross went to Cornell, and because every rule in a student handbook is a receipt for something that already happened. A quick warning to Evergreen State College: geoduck cleaning is an outdoor activity only.
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